http://1its.web2announcer.com/ Web 2.0 announcer top stories for Its en Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:58:16 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2035439 unknown@Netscape.com Many things on fire. But in a funny way. Honest. Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:58:16 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2035439HATheyreonfireButItsfunnyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2029439 unknown@Netscape.com Inspired by a real event, this comedic imagining ponders what might happen when a political situation turns ugly. The year is 1994. Irish officials wait on a tarmac for Russian President Boris Yeltsin to come off his plane. But he refuses, causing a rapidly escalating diplomatic incident. Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:21:23 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2029439ButItsafunnyinternationalincidentNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2031271 unknown@Netscape.com Inspired by a real event, this comedic imagining ponders what might happen when a political situation turns ugly. The year is 1994. Irish officials wait on a tarmac for Russian President Boris Yeltsin to come off his plane. But he refuses, causing a rapidly escalating diplomatic incident. Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:21:23 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2031271ButItsafunnyinternationalincidentNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2031309 unknown@Netscape.com Inspired by a real event, this comedic imagining ponders what might happen when a political situation turns ugly. The year is 1994. Irish officials wait on a tarmac for Russian President Boris Yeltsin to come off his plane. But he refuses, causing a rapidly escalating diplomatic incident. Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:21:23 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2031309ButItsafunnyinternationalincidentNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2031340 unknown@Netscape.com Inspired by a real event, this comedic imagining ponders what might happen when a political situation turns ugly. The year is 1994. Irish officials wait on a tarmac for Russian President Boris Yeltsin to come off his plane. But he refuses, causing a rapidly escalating diplomatic incident. Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:21:23 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2031340ButItsafunnyinternationalincidentNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2020305 unknown@Netscape.com Church says it made a mistake, wants to move her husband's body from the grave and relocate it elsewhere. Mrs. Maureen Wolcott says she is not going to let that happen! She got the permission of the church fair and square, and now they cannot come back on that permission! Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:59:42 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2020305churchcomingbackonItswordwidowdefendsHerHusbandsgraveNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2010825 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: A black Labrador retriever named Loki experienced the best day of his six year long life for the 400th straight day today after going outside and sniffing a bush. Sun, 27 May 2007 02:55:02 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2010825satireactuallyItsNotNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1803683 unknown@Netscape.com LUBBOCK, TX Two weeks into his new job driving an 18-wheeler for the Harper Red Line, trucker Billy Ray Coogan, 23, still talks frequently with his mother on his CB radio. Wed, 09 May 2007 06:18:13 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1803683satireItscoolshesaTruckertooNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1701934 unknown@Netscape.com Arkansas police officers had seen leftover methamphetamine ingredients just like the mess they found in a suspected cook's trash can last month. What gave them pause this time were the packets of strawberry-flavored children's drink mix next to the bin. Wed, 02 May 2007 01:39:59 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1701934drinkmixmakesItswayintoMethNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1571175 unknown@Netscape.com To paraphrase indeedy's comments on the V.A. site: I like to think there's no actual context for this. Just some guys who like to watch things go boom. Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:53:18 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1571175wellatleastItsshortNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1514182 unknown@Netscape.com State says it will only release prisoners if they promise to never come back to Iowa again. Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:07:58 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1514182satireactuallyItsohiothatscapturedallThecandidatesNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1499643 unknown@Netscape.com Pinhead, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Michael Myers and Ghostface on the show Big Brother. Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:50:33 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1499643ItssadTowatchThegreatOnesslidelikeThisNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1411261 unknown@Netscape.com A forgotten base somewhere in the South Pacific. An army with a few soldiers to spare. A few medals, a camera, a cassette tape of a tango. Let's dance! Fallen art. Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:15:25 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1411261ItsaCatchylittlenumberNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1398823 unknown@Netscape.com Let's face it, the life of a gamer isn't exactly dangerous or exciting. We're a group that is collectively defined by our willingness to get our adrenaline rush from the safety of our couch or home office. And while it might be a rush to frag your best friend on Xbox Live, or to work with thirty-nine other "heroes" to destroy the latest t Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:20:18 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1398823ItsdangerousToBeagamerNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1355845 unknown@Netscape.com Modern-day Easter is derived from two ancient traditions: one Judeo-Christian and the other Pagan. Both Christians and Pagans have celebrated death and resurrection themes following the Spring Equinox for millennia. Most religious historians believe that many elements of the Christian observance of Easter were derived from earlier Pagan celebration Sun, 08 Apr 2007 19:22:21 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1355845EasterItsoriginsandmeaningsNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1146625 unknown@Netscape.com A Satire On The Bushite Crushing of the Supreme Court and How We can fix it. It is time to end the lifetime Membership of the Supreme Court Judges and it is time to end political sponsorship of its members based on corporate and fascist, avarice. We were ordained a nation of the people, by the people and for the people, not a nation of the fasci Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:02:34 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1146625TheendofamericaItssupremecourtNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1136957 unknown@Netscape.com Europe seems to be losing faith in its future, Pope Benedict XVI said Saturday, citing the continent's population trends, which include generally low birth rates. Sat, 24 Mar 2007 16:18:13 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1136957popeEuropeLoosingFaithinItsfutureNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1008866 unknown@Netscape.com To surge or not to surge, that question is over. The surge is on, despite what some in Congress may want. And guess what? It seems to be working. Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:33:01 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1008866iraqtroopsurgeworkingItsapprearsToBeNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1014986 unknown@Netscape.com AUSTIN, TEXAS--To longtime CBS broadcaster Dan Rather, American journalism in recent years "has in some ways lost its guts." During his hour-long keynote address Monday at South by Southwest Interactive, Rather opined at length on the state of his profession, in which too many journalists have become lapdogs to power, rather than watch Thu, 15 Mar 2007 18:54:17 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1014986DanRatherjournalismhaslostItsgutsNews http://web2announcer.com/go/827449 unknown@Netscape.com The Rev. Al Sharpton seemed subdued, quiet, reflective - which was unusual. Just when we thought the news couldn't get any weirder, we learned this week, via The Daily News, that Mr. Sharpton's great-grandfather was a slave who was owned by relatives of Senator Strom Thurmond, the longtime archsegregationist who ran for president as a Dixiec Sat, 03 Mar 2007 05:48:51 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/827449slaveryisNotDead.ItsEvenPastNews http://web2announcer.com/go/652697 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting : Scientists aboard the international space station are reporting numerous equipment failures, supply problems and overturned refuse cylinders today all stemming from the behavior of an inquisitive stowaway raccoon. Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:21:51 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/652697satireItsNotSupposedToBeThereButsoDarncuteNews http://web2announcer.com/go/588729 unknown@Netscape.com New York, NY (Rotters) - Pfizer pharmaceuticals today announced that it would be partnering with Britain's largest pharmacy chain, Boots, to supply a special commemorative dose of its popular erectile dysfunction drug, Viagra, to any male over the age of 18 over the counter for Valentine's Day. Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:29:53 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/588729satireViagraItsNotjustforGrandpaanymoreNews http://web2announcer.com/go/540459 unknown@Netscape.com How the block of an auto's engine is made. Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:11:47 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/540459howItsmadeengineblockyoutubeVideoNews http://web2announcer.com/go/495765 unknown@Netscape.com Why do 99.999999999999999999999% of the Earth's scientists believe in global warming? I dispute the premise. There are entire fields of scientists who have never gone on record supporting global warming. Like who? Astrologists. Reflexologists. And most importantly, Scientologists. Those people study science, after all. Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:26:48 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/495765satireDontworryIhearItsjustSunspotsNews http://web2announcer.com/go/436408 unknown@Netscape.com NEW YORK - The world awoke Monday morning to the shocking news that North Korea has failed its previously-announced nuclear test. "We here in great country of North Korea are very saddened that we fail test," said a newscaster on North Korea's state news program, Good Morning Pyongyang!. "We study long time, but test very hard.&quot Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:18:33 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/436408satirerelaxNorthKoreaisSureToPassItsNucleartestNews http://web2announcer.com/go/429408 unknown@Netscape.com ST. CHARLES, MO-Print-shop manager and potato-chip connoisseur Nathan Sterken, 26, was surprised by the "exceptionally rich mid-palate notes of onion" and "wonderfully creamy but sour overtones" in a fresh Big Grab bag of Lay's Sour Cream & Onion potato chips he purchased from a local deli Tuesday. Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:50:51 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/429408ItsbecauseLaysAgesTheirchipsinplasticbagsNews http://web2announcer.com/go/415892 unknown@Netscape.com Watching the full moon rise over the east-northeast horizon on Friday evening, you will probably notice a rather bright yellowish-white "star" shining sedately just above and to the moon's right. That object is not a star, however, but the planet Saturn. Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:31:27 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/415892saturnNightskyatItsbestNews http://web2announcer.com/go/369260 unknown@Netscape.com In what could prove to be the most embarrassing misstep in consumer electronics history, Apple Inc. announced today that it would recall its entire production run of the Apple iPhone after discovering that it had failed to include a "phone" feature in the much-hyped handheld device. Mon, 29 Jan 2007 23:55:58 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/369260satiresoItsNothingButAnINews http://web2announcer.com/go/346485 unknown@Netscape.com The President of the United States, George W. Bush has taken steps to pardon himself in advance for any charges of war crimes that may arise in the future following his conduct in response to the September 11th attacks. Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:56:49 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/346485satireItsgoodToBeTheDeciderImeanDecisionmakerNews http://web2announcer.com/go/168576 unknown@Netscape.com WASHINGTON, D.C. - "I would have carried out the execution of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein differently," said Justice Department head, Alberto Gonzales. Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:52:34 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/168576satireItsonlyexecutionIfyoumeanTokillthemNews