added 2007 Wed Jun 6 11:21:23 by ind06
Inspired by a real event, this comedic imagining ponders what might happen when a political situation turns ugly. The year is 1994. Irish officials wait on a tarmac for Russian President Boris Yeltsin to come off his plane. But he refuses, causing a rapidly escalating diplomatic incident.
Inspired by a real event, this comedic imagining ponders what might happen when a political situation turns ugly. The year is 1994. Irish officials wait on a tarmac for Russian President Boris Yeltsin to come off his plane. But he refuses, causing a rapidly escalating diplomatic incident.
added 2007 Wed Jun 6 11:21:23 by ind06
Inspired by a real event, this comedic imagining ponders what might happen when a political situation turns ugly. The year is 1994. Irish officials wait on a tarmac for Russian President Boris Yeltsin to come off his plane. But he refuses, causing a rapidly escalating diplomatic incident.
Inspired by a real event, this comedic imagining ponders what might happen when a political situation turns ugly. The year is 1994. Irish officials wait on a tarmac for Russian President Boris Yeltsin to come off his plane. But he refuses, causing a rapidly escalating diplomatic incident.
added 2007 Wed Jun 6 11:21:23 by ind06
Inspired by a real event, this comedic imagining ponders what might happen when a political situation turns ugly. The year is 1994. Irish officials wait on a tarmac for Russian President Boris Yeltsin to come off his plane. But he refuses, causing a rapidly escalating diplomatic incident.
Inspired by a real event, this comedic imagining ponders what might happen when a political situation turns ugly. The year is 1994. Irish officials wait on a tarmac for Russian President Boris Yeltsin to come off his plane. But he refuses, causing a rapidly escalating diplomatic incident.
added 2007 Wed Jun 6 11:21:23 by ind06
Inspired by a real event, this comedic imagining ponders what might happen when a political situation turns ugly. The year is 1994. Irish officials wait on a tarmac for Russian President Boris Yeltsin to come off his plane. But he refuses, causing a rapidly escalating diplomatic incident.
Inspired by a real event, this comedic imagining ponders what might happen when a political situation turns ugly. The year is 1994. Irish officials wait on a tarmac for Russian President Boris Yeltsin to come off his plane. But he refuses, causing a rapidly escalating diplomatic incident.
added 2007 Fri Jun 1 15:59:42 by searchbeam
Church says it made a mistake, wants to move her husband's body from the grave and relocate it elsewhere. Mrs. Maureen Wolcott says she is not going to let that happen! She got the permission of the church fair and square, and now they cannot come back on that permission!
Church says it made a mistake, wants to move her husband's body from the grave and relocate it elsewhere. Mrs. Maureen Wolcott says she is not going to let that happen! She got the permission of the church fair and square, and now they cannot come back on that permission!
added 2007 Sun May 27 2:55:02 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: A black Labrador retriever named Loki experienced the best day of his six year long life for the 400th straight day today after going outside and sniffing a bush.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: A black Labrador retriever named Loki experienced the best day of his six year long life for the 400th straight day today after going outside and sniffing a bush.
added 2007 Wed May 9 6:18:13 by ind06
LUBBOCK, TX Two weeks into his new job driving an 18-wheeler for the Harper Red Line, trucker Billy Ray Coogan, 23, still talks frequently with his mother on his CB radio.
LUBBOCK, TX Two weeks into his new job driving an 18-wheeler for the Harper Red Line, trucker Billy Ray Coogan, 23, still talks frequently with his mother on his CB radio.
added 2007 Wed May 2 1:39:59 by STONERS
Arkansas police officers had seen leftover methamphetamine ingredients just like the mess they found in a suspected cook's trash can last month. What gave them pause this time were the packets of strawberry-flavored children's drink mix next to the bin.
Arkansas police officers had seen leftover methamphetamine ingredients just like the mess they found in a suspected cook's trash can last month. What gave them pause this time were the packets of strawberry-flavored children's drink mix next to the bin.
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added 2007 Mon Apr 23 10:53:18 by ind06
To paraphrase indeedy's comments on the V.A. site: I like to think there's no actual context for this. Just some guys who like to watch things go boom.
To paraphrase indeedy's comments on the V.A. site: I like to think there's no actual context for this. Just some guys who like to watch things go boom.
added 2007 Thu Apr 19 10:07:58 by ind06
State says it will only release prisoners if they promise to never come back to Iowa again.
State says it will only release prisoners if they promise to never come back to Iowa again.
added 2007 Wed Apr 18 11:50:33 by ind06
Pinhead, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Michael Myers and Ghostface on the show Big Brother.
Pinhead, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Michael Myers and Ghostface on the show Big Brother.
added 2007 Thu Apr 12 11:15:25 by ind06
A forgotten base somewhere in the South Pacific. An army with a few soldiers to spare. A few medals, a camera, a cassette tape of a tango. Let's dance! Fallen art.
A forgotten base somewhere in the South Pacific. An army with a few soldiers to spare. A few medals, a camera, a cassette tape of a tango. Let's dance! Fallen art.
added 2007 Wed Apr 11 13:20:18 by Varadinum
Let's face it, the life of a gamer isn't exactly dangerous or exciting. We're a group that is collectively defined by our willingness to get our adrenaline rush from the safety of our couch or home office. And while it might be a rush to frag your best friend on Xbox Live, or to work with thirty-nine other "heroes" to destroy the latest t
Let's face it, the life of a gamer isn't exactly dangerous or exciting. We're a group that is collectively defined by our willingness to get our adrenaline rush from the safety of our couch or home office. And while it might be a rush to frag your best friend on Xbox Live, or to work with thirty-nine other "heroes" to destroy the latest t
added 2007 Sun Apr 8 19:22:21 by Varadinum
Modern-day Easter is derived from two ancient traditions: one Judeo-Christian and the other Pagan. Both Christians and Pagans have celebrated death and resurrection themes following the Spring Equinox for millennia. Most religious historians believe that many elements of the Christian observance of Easter were derived from earlier Pagan celebration
Modern-day Easter is derived from two ancient traditions: one Judeo-Christian and the other Pagan. Both Christians and Pagans have celebrated death and resurrection themes following the Spring Equinox for millennia. Most religious historians believe that many elements of the Christian observance of Easter were derived from earlier Pagan celebration
added 2007 Sun Mar 25 6:02:34 by gatitabonitasen
A Satire On The Bushite Crushing of the Supreme Court and How We can fix it. It is time to end the lifetime Membership of the Supreme Court Judges and it is time to end political sponsorship of its members based on corporate and fascist, avarice. We were ordained a nation of the people, by the people and for the people, not a nation of the fasci
A Satire On The Bushite Crushing of the Supreme Court and How We can fix it. It is time to end the lifetime Membership of the Supreme Court Judges and it is time to end political sponsorship of its members based on corporate and fascist, avarice. We were ordained a nation of the people, by the people and for the people, not a nation of the fasci
added 2007 Sat Mar 24 16:18:13 by STONERS
Europe seems to be losing faith in its future, Pope Benedict XVI said Saturday, citing the continent's population trends, which include generally low birth rates.
Europe seems to be losing faith in its future, Pope Benedict XVI said Saturday, citing the continent's population trends, which include generally low birth rates.
added 2007 Fri Mar 16 1:33:01 by catstevens
To surge or not to surge, that question is over. The surge is on, despite what some in Congress may want. And guess what? It seems to be working.
To surge or not to surge, that question is over. The surge is on, despite what some in Congress may want. And guess what? It seems to be working.
added 2007 Thu Mar 15 18:54:17 by gatitabonitasen
AUSTIN, TEXAS--To longtime CBS broadcaster Dan Rather, American journalism in recent years "has in some ways lost its guts." During his hour-long keynote address Monday at South by Southwest Interactive, Rather opined at length on the state of his profession, in which too many journalists have become lapdogs to power, rather than watch
AUSTIN, TEXAS--To longtime CBS broadcaster Dan Rather, American journalism in recent years "has in some ways lost its guts." During his hour-long keynote address Monday at South by Southwest Interactive, Rather opined at length on the state of his profession, in which too many journalists have become lapdogs to power, rather than watch
added 2007 Sat Mar 3 5:48:51 by gatitabonitasen
The Rev. Al Sharpton seemed subdued, quiet, reflective - which was unusual. Just when we thought the news couldn't get any weirder, we learned this week, via The Daily News, that Mr. Sharpton's great-grandfather was a slave who was owned by relatives of Senator Strom Thurmond, the longtime archsegregationist who ran for president as a Dixiec
The Rev. Al Sharpton seemed subdued, quiet, reflective - which was unusual. Just when we thought the news couldn't get any weirder, we learned this week, via The Daily News, that Mr. Sharpton's great-grandfather was a slave who was owned by relatives of Senator Strom Thurmond, the longtime archsegregationist who ran for president as a Dixiec
added 2007 Mon Feb 19 12:21:51 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting : Scientists aboard the international space station are reporting numerous equipment failures, supply problems and overturned refuse cylinders today all stemming from the behavior of an inquisitive stowaway raccoon.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting : Scientists aboard the international space station are reporting numerous equipment failures, supply problems and overturned refuse cylinders today all stemming from the behavior of an inquisitive stowaway raccoon.
added 2007 Wed Feb 14 6:29:53 by ind06
New York, NY (Rotters) - Pfizer pharmaceuticals today announced that it would be partnering with Britain's largest pharmacy chain, Boots, to supply a special commemorative dose of its popular erectile dysfunction drug, Viagra, to any male over the age of 18 over the counter for Valentine's Day.
New York, NY (Rotters) - Pfizer pharmaceuticals today announced that it would be partnering with Britain's largest pharmacy chain, Boots, to supply a special commemorative dose of its popular erectile dysfunction drug, Viagra, to any male over the age of 18 over the counter for Valentine's Day.
added 2007 Thu Feb 8 7:26:48 by ind06
Why do 99.999999999999999999999% of the Earth's scientists believe in global warming? I dispute the premise. There are entire fields of scientists who have never gone on record supporting global warming. Like who? Astrologists. Reflexologists. And most importantly, Scientologists. Those people study science, after all.
Why do 99.999999999999999999999% of the Earth's scientists believe in global warming? I dispute the premise. There are entire fields of scientists who have never gone on record supporting global warming. Like who? Astrologists. Reflexologists. And most importantly, Scientologists. Those people study science, after all.
added 2007 Sun Feb 4 6:18:33 by ind06
NEW YORK - The world awoke Monday morning to the shocking news that North Korea has failed its previously-announced nuclear test. "We here in great country of North Korea are very saddened that we fail test," said a newscaster on North Korea's state news program, Good Morning Pyongyang!. "We study long time, but test very hard."
NEW YORK - The world awoke Monday morning to the shocking news that North Korea has failed its previously-announced nuclear test. "We here in great country of North Korea are very saddened that we fail test," said a newscaster on North Korea's state news program, Good Morning Pyongyang!. "We study long time, but test very hard."
added 2007 Sat Feb 3 4:50:51 by ind06
ST. CHARLES, MO-Print-shop manager and potato-chip connoisseur Nathan Sterken, 26, was surprised by the "exceptionally rich mid-palate notes of onion" and "wonderfully creamy but sour overtones" in a fresh Big Grab bag of Lay's Sour Cream & Onion potato chips he purchased from a local deli Tuesday.
ST. CHARLES, MO-Print-shop manager and potato-chip connoisseur Nathan Sterken, 26, was surprised by the "exceptionally rich mid-palate notes of onion" and "wonderfully creamy but sour overtones" in a fresh Big Grab bag of Lay's Sour Cream & Onion potato chips he purchased from a local deli Tuesday.
added 2007 Fri Feb 2 16:31:27 by jeremytoday
Watching the full moon rise over the east-northeast horizon on Friday evening, you will probably notice a rather bright yellowish-white "star" shining sedately just above and to the moon's right. That object is not a star, however, but the planet Saturn.
Watching the full moon rise over the east-northeast horizon on Friday evening, you will probably notice a rather bright yellowish-white "star" shining sedately just above and to the moon's right. That object is not a star, however, but the planet Saturn.
added 2007 Mon Jan 29 23:55:58 by ind06
In what could prove to be the most embarrassing misstep in consumer electronics history, Apple Inc. announced today that it would recall its entire production run of the Apple iPhone after discovering that it had failed to include a "phone" feature in the much-hyped handheld device.
In what could prove to be the most embarrassing misstep in consumer electronics history, Apple Inc. announced today that it would recall its entire production run of the Apple iPhone after discovering that it had failed to include a "phone" feature in the much-hyped handheld device.
added 2007 Sun Jan 28 2:56:49 by ind06
The President of the United States, George W. Bush has taken steps to pardon himself in advance for any charges of war crimes that may arise in the future following his conduct in response to the September 11th attacks.
The President of the United States, George W. Bush has taken steps to pardon himself in advance for any charges of war crimes that may arise in the future following his conduct in response to the September 11th attacks.
added 2007 Mon Jan 15 4:52:34 by ind06
WASHINGTON, D.C. - "I would have carried out the execution of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein differently," said Justice Department head, Alberto Gonzales.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - "I would have carried out the execution of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein differently," said Justice Department head, Alberto Gonzales.
